Da da da da...Dale's Pale Ale

Funniest exchange I heard last week:

• #1Wife to #1Son: Mamamamamama. Mama. Mamama. Mama.
• #1Son: ?
• #1Wife: Yaya. Mama. MaaaaaaaaaaMa.
  
• #1Son: ...
• #1Wife: Come on, now. Mama. I know you can do it. Mommy loves you. Say "mmmmaaaaaaaammmaaaaaaa."
• #1Son: Dada!
• #1Wife - looks at MartiniDad - death stare.
• Me: What?

Fourth of July - I'm late in getting these up - was entertaining. Ugg&Dabbey were kind enough to invite us over to their pool for a swim. At some point, The Boy came across a beer can.


We thought it was empty.


But #1Son didn't think so (note the obvious disapproval on my face).


And this was his reaction when we tried to take it away from him.


Dear Department of Family Services,
We don't let our child drink. Only beer. On federally recognized holidays.
Regards,
MartiniDad