Indisputable Proof

On bumping into two things today on the internet, I am convinced that:

1. Mankind is doomed. How do I know this? Men are wearing makeup. And telling people about it. Note, I didn't say anything about womankind. Just mankind.

Ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A:

“At one point I just started buying stuff for him because I don’t want him stealing mine,” Ms. Bain said. Now she orders products online for him at Menaji.com, which bills itself as a “masculine” and “undetectable” line of cosmetics and skin-care products. His favorites are an eye gel and stick concealer that target dark circles, and an anti-shine powder that comes (shhh!) in a compact.

Exhibit B:
"I secrete excellence and I heart myself," said Snooki's dad.
credit: The NY Times.

2. Dogs will takeover where we left off.

Not my dogs, who will be a cashier (#1Dog) and generally on a government entitlement program of some sort (#2Dog). But this dog - this dog is going places:

Mariachis! Hit it!